- a tarantula crawling on me. just the thought makes me want to puke. i touched a dead spider by accident today and almost puked.
- a hangover. yes. i know it’s some right of passage, but i have migraines. and if my migraines can make me hug the porcelain god like a lifeline, cringe a noises, smell and lights…then i think i’ve experience enough “hangovers” for my lifetime.
- having a python or boa constrictor sitting on my shoulders. people who do that are nuts. just plain nuts.
- amoebas in my stomach. a friend had this from accidentally eating something bad in another country. her doc said it was like a zoo in her stomach. um, no thanks.
- actually doing my taxes without the assistance of a person or turbo tax. see: migraine
- eat raw meat. the look of raw meat alone makes me want to be a vegetarian. actually, just thinking about the fact that meat is technically a muscle of another animal makes me want to be a vegetarian. it has nothing to do with PETA.
- eat skipjack guts. skipjack is a tuna. eating its guts is something the japanese do and something one of my coworkers tricked another coworker into eating. no. never. pb and j or a luna bar please.
- eat a bite of meat with mashed potatoes, gravy, a vegetable and stuffing all together. omg, can you say ew. yes, most of my “i never want to experience” things are food related. yes, i know i have a food problem.
- get shot. self explanatory. and i saw the actual footage of JFK getting shot. no go. let’s add get stabbed to that too.
- drive through liberty heights at night. i did it once during the day and i don’t think i’ve ever cursed that much before in my life.
- go to somalia. their pirates aren’t as hot as jack sparrow.
- work at a job i hate.
currently i never want to experience child birth. that could change in the future. but i still don’t think i’d want to actually be pregnant and rear a child. surrogate? sure. no pain. keep my figure. growing a leech and pushing it out? omg. you’ve got to be kidding me.
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