Brian: i’m gonna learn to fly
no bump that, i’m gonna buy a firebolt
me: floo network
Brian: lets figure out how to apparate
me: yessssss
me: antartica has a government?! what?!
Brian: lol is it run by polar bears?
Katie: haha bangkok
ive been around boys too much
me: oh, i do it to
every time
Brian: i say go wild
brand new house
me: um….no
Brian: ppl were buying $300,000 homes making 18 grand 3 years ago
whats one more bad decision?
me: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Brian: sometimes you have to lie
for instance
2 examples
1. President Bush, why do you want to start a war with Iraq? “WMD’s!”
2. Hey President Obama…is that a Koran on your desk? “No…somebody gave
that to me. It’s a gift.”
me: just so you know, i eat your daily veggie servings
today you had zucchini, green bell pepper and carrots
Brian: i’m so healthy
dude i’m such a beast
i make medicine sick
me: and you’re going to have a pluot too
