my best friend judges movies she sees for me if i haven’t seen it. she’ll spoil endings for me if necessary. like the end of I Am Legend, she saved me from crying. and with My Sister’s Keeper. she told me it would make me angry because i read the book. saved me money.
she saw eclipse today with a friend of hers and told me it was well done and that i’ll actually like it. but she, and i quote, said jacob was the most annoying person aside from bella.
“the whole time he’s whining and trying to get bella to love him. ‘bella, i love you. what about this and that and this?’ no jacob. ‘what if i told you this?’ no jacob. she’s freaking chosen you D-bag! get over it. you’re a whiny little boy. she won’t pick you. stop whining, grow a pair and move on. the end. she doesn’t love you like she loves him. when will you get that? oh right, you don’t because you’re stupid.”