It’s official. The Loblollies are on VACATION. It’s official title is: “The Loblollies Storm the Pacific”- Those West Coasters Won’t Know What Hit Them.
Today on my flight I found out that rich people can’t get swine flu. No lie.
“We apologize, but due to H1N1, we can no longer give out blankets and pillows in the economy class.”-flight attendant.
“So does that mean 1st class people can’t get the swine flu? Are they freaking immune? What the heck?”-me