you know you’re an adult when and FML…all in one

you know you’re an adult when you call up your best friend asking her if she wants some of your extra squash plants and then you, her and her boyfriend go up to lowes to look at stuff to redo a kitchen and a bathroom.  and you know you’re an adult when you get excited about getting a new ceiling fan.

and the reason there’s an FML to this story is because on the package for squash seeds, they don’t tell you that one little freaking seed will produce one plant that produces little squashes like rabbits.  SO, i have a lot of plants (hence the calling best friend asking if she wants some) and now i’m like well, wtf, what am i supposed to do with all of them?!  maybe i’ll just start throwing them at bad actors, like how they used to throw tomatoes at bad comediens…

freaking squash.

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