today was my first day as an intern. finally. it took a while. because my first day kept getting put off due to the snotomic bomb that dropped it’s load on my house. anyway, i arrived and was allowed to sit at my boss’ desk because he’s basking in sunny florida, much to everyone else’s unhappiness. i could care less. it means i get to watch cnn while working.
yoda took me to get my badge so i could also get my parking permit. as i was sitting there waiting for my picture to be taken, the security guard told me i had to draw my own portrait. i created a stick figure drawing to show him my amazing abilities. then the other security guard told me to guess how many m&ms were in the bag. i never did find out the result…..
then we were tasked to move my car from the meter parking to the garage for employees. this is where yoda and i ran into a snag. i pressed the button like i was supposed to and then it just started beeping at me. and it kept beeping. and beeping. and beeping. then a car trying to leave couldn’t get out because the bar wouldn’t raise, even when he swiped his badge. i looked at yoda and went, “crap. i think i just broke it.” she laughed. we got out of the entrance and went to the other entrance for employees. i broke that side too. yoda was just laughing away in the passenger seat. “what did you do on your first day yit?” she asked. “broke the parking garage.” i mumbled. “how many times?” yoda laughed. “twice,” i grumbled.
we I wrote a press release! a real one! with my name on it! going to real people! wooooooo!!! after that, yoda and i went down to play with the tv producers for the moco gov’t cable channel. that was a BLAST.
there shall be lovely updates of the adventures of yit and yoda as interns.